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How Me As my lips closed around the plastic circle and water tipped from the Poland Spring bottle into my mouth and down my throat, the thought intruded: What else am I drinking with this water? Plastic might be my enemy. I never asked myself “why me.” I obsessed about “how.”  There’s no history of [...]

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Prologue Clutching the mike is what new comics do.  It gives the illusion of control.  Not a bad thing to want, standing on a stage and performing stand-up comedy for the first time.  After the opening joke explained away my bald head – “Never piss off your hair stylist” – the audience was in.  I [...]

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Uncle Tim’s Ring “Cathy, I wanted to talk with you.  Can you come outside?”  Tiny, sturdy Aunt Anne is halfway out the the rickety cottage’s banging screen door as she invites me to join her, away from the cousins, aunts, uncles, second cousins, sisters, brothers and mothers who comprise our annual Old Orchard Beach reunion.  [...]

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Third Game Plan Marty Linsky is unimpressed with my ambition to join Donald Trump on The Apprentice and his slightly raised eyebrows indicate only marginal amusement with my stand-up comedy endeavors.  I had not planned to tell him about either during our informational interview, but now, over coffee in the Portland International Jetport, I seem [...]

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Career Ennui Inbox stalking is never an attractive avocation.  Three days have passed since my brave little email swooshed into cyberspace, hopes clinging to it like an invisible attachment.  On day three, the awaited reply dings in. “Yes, I’d be happy to meet with you.”  Back and forth exchanges result in a date several weeks [...]

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